The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.įinally, the bartender says: "Last call." They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. "Your name is written inside the cover."Ī man and his pet llama walk into a bar. He took the precious book out of the llama's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" Three weeks later, a llama walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The devout South American cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room." With a kiss, the llama turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. I figured why not, since after all the llama did for me, he deserves it. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The llama grunted, "Kiss Me."
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Once in the hotel room, I said "Llama, I don't know how to repay you. I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. Now, this is a thirty-six to one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figured what the heck. Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The llama grunted, "$3000, black 6." So, we go to "Las Vegas and I say, "OK llama, now what?" By the end of the day, I golfed the best game of golf in my life and asks the llama, "OK where to next?" I was incredibly befuddled and didn't know what to say. I took out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. I decided to take the llama with me to the next hole. You must be a lucky llama, eh?" The llama reply's "Lucky llama." I said to the llama, "Wow that's amazing. I looked at the llama and decided to prove him wrong, puts my other club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard the llama grunt, "9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone and the llama grunted again "9 Iron." On the second hole I noticed a Llama standing next to the green. I took a day off work and decided to go out golfing. Q: What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?Ī: They tell each other scary llama stories. Q: What's the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas?
Q: Why did the llama fall out of the tree? Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass? Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas? Q: What do you call an animal that is a singer/songwriter? Q: What's more amazing than a talking llama? Q: Who do you call an animal that is a spiritual leader?
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